It's a mess out there, you said the rain's the rain.

“I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.”

At this point I'm getting everything I want out of life. Blink 182 is back together, I've been asked to try out for the All American Volleyball team, me and 39 others girls from the eastern sea board were chosen. I got nominated for a leadership conference in which I'll have to handle a false germ outbreak and all that, plus it looks great for my college applications, and my mom just laid out the $2500. I couldn't ask for more.